Its finally fucking here. The NFL is back. Most importantly the Miami Dolphins are back. Last year went way better than I expected, I thought we wouldn’t win a game and some how we went 5-11 and that sexy bald motherfucker Brian Flores even got some recognition for being one of the best rookie head coaches.
Now as always its important to understand that I am not an expert at any sport. I do not know X’s and O’s the way other great Dolphins writers like Houtz and Wingfield do. But I do know that the Dolphins got a lot better in this off season. Adding Byron Jones, Kyle Van Noy, Emmanuel Ogbah, Shaq Lawson, Elandon Roberts, Noah Igbinoghene to a defense with Xavien Howard, Christian Wilkins and Davon Godchaux can only make the defense better. The Dolphins rush defense has been trash the last 2 year but did improve slightly from 2018 to 2019. Theirs also reason to believe that they will improve even more this coming year.
Now were gonna dive into the actual schedule.
The way I see it the Dolphins will win no less than 6 but no more than 10. Oddshark has the O/U Dolphins season win total at 6.5. (I suck at gambling and I am a serious fucking homer but I would HAMMER the over here.)
WEEK 1: Dolphins 20 – 24 Patriots L
WEEK 2: Dolphins 13 – 10 Bills W
WEEK 3: Dolphins 23 – 10 Jaguars W
WEEK 4: Dolphins 14 – 21 Seahawks L
WEEK 5: Dolphins 14 – 27 49ers L
WEEK 6: Dolphins 28 – 13 Broncos W
WEEK 7: Dolphins 21 – 20 Chargers W
WEEK 8: Dolphins 13 – 17 Rams L
WEEK 9: Dolphins 17 – 20 Cardinals L
WEEK 10: Dolphins 20 – 7 Jets W
WEEK 11: BYE
WEEK 12: Dolphins 21 – 13 Jets W
WEEK 13: Dolphins 24 – 14 Bengals W
WEEK 14: Dolphins 14 – 28 Chiefs L
WEEK 15: Dolphins 17 – 14 Patriots W
WEEK 16: Dolphins 30 – 13 Raiders W
WEEK 17: Dolphins 6 – 17 Bills L
OVERALL: 9-7
Obviously i’m insane and COMPLETELY bought in to everything Brian Flores is doing with this team. Theirs a couple games in that prediction where I had kinda sway myself mentally to type out. Most of these predictions also came after watching the hype video Kyle Van Noy realeased on twitter as well so its important to realize that I am ready to run through 100 brick walls. I literally have culture from the Heat in the ECF, culture from the Marlins in the wildcard and culture from the Dolphins opening day. LETS. FUCKING. GO.
